Check out this hilarious video that Bryan showed me! XD
I guess the short form for the game would be WOW:WOWOW.
"What are your goals this year?"(Evangeline talks about spiritual goals and rising up)"That's great, but we'll like to know more about the natural goals, you know, like any social goals?""Ya, like going up to the next level of breakthrough in the areas of your relationships with other people"
Sergeant: "Hey you go clean the place!"Soldier: "But I allergic to dust!"Sergeant: "Don't chao keng la!" (and hands him the broom)Soldier takes the broom and starts foaming in the mouth...Sergeant: "Hey you go run in the field!"Soldier: "But I allergic to sunlight"Sergeant: "Don't chao keng la!" (and drags him to the field)Soldier starts fainting and foaming in the mouth....
"Time does not just fly, it soars with jetpacks on."
- Israel Chua, Psychotic Philosopher
But God shall shoot at them with an arrow;Suddenly they shall be wounded. (Ps 64:7)
"What's your name?"
"What sickness do you have?"
"Let me take your blood pressure."
"If you have high blood pressure, you might have stroke, and we'll send you to a hospital straight away."
"Your blood pressure is normal."
"Are you coughing?"
"Open your mouth"
"Your throat is inflamed... blah blah blah"
"Take in deep breaths" [Places stethoscope on my chest.]
"Again... and one more time"
"Do you need MC for today? And tomorrow?"
"Sorry can't give you more than 2 days MC"
"If you're not feeling better you can come back again"
"Bye, please proceed to the pharmacy to collect your medicine."
"Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a NEW CREATION; the old has gone, the new has come!"(2 Cor 5:17)
1 Blessed is the man
Who walks not in the counsel of the ungodly,
Nor stands in the path of sinners,
Nor sits in the seat of the scornful;
2 But his delight is in the law of the LORD,
And in His law he meditates day and night.
3 He shall be like a tree
Planted by the rivers of water,
That brings forth its fruit in its season,
Whose leaf also shall not wither;
And whatever he does shall prosper.